Critics Suspect Cabela’s Secretly Financing Movie “Brotherhood of the...
Hollywood, CA – As more plot details continue to be leaked from the set of the movie “The Brotherhoold of the Traveling Shpants”, many critics are starting to suspect the movie is being secretly funded...
View ArticleLocal Porn Star Worried About Being Typecast as “Guy with Huge Cock”
Larely, CA – When Maverick McSpunk first came on to the adult film scene a year ago, the world was a giant clam, laid out in front of him. He didn’t have a care in the world as he woke up every day...
View ArticleDr. Emmett Brown Wins Nobel Prize for Successfully Setting All His Clocks 25...
Stockholm, Sweden – On one of the biggest days of the year for the field of Physics, Dr. Emmett Brown was awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics today for his experiment in which he successfully set all of...
View Article“Surviving The Game” Writer Still Regrets Killing Gary Busey’s Character First
Hollywood, CA – In a recent interview given to “The Larely Weekender”, screenwriter Eric Bernt lamented his decision to make Gary Busey the first character to die-off in his movie, “Surviving the...
View ArticleKey Grip Not Sure What He’s Supposed to be Doing
Hollywood, CA – Charlie Johnstone was hired to be the Key Grip on the new Paramount Pictures movie, “Transcendental Force”, starring Randy Quaid. However, after two full weeks of filming, he still has...
View ArticleUC-Larely Professors Collaborate to Prove it’s Impossible for Softcore Porn...
Larely, CA – In an unprecedented showing of inter-departmental collaboration, professors from UC-Larely’s Geometry, Physics, and Biology Departments have recently completed a six month long study that...
View ArticleTen Years Later, Science in “Armageddon” Still Holds Up
Viewing a movie ten years after its release will make a person realize that certain things can become dated. Fashions change, styles change, even the cars on the street change. However, ten years after...
View ArticleLack of Fall Blockbuster Movies Means Winter Coming Early This Year
Hollywood, CA – Members of both the Broadcast Film Critics Association and the American Meteorological Society held a press conference this morning to announce that the lack of Blockbuster movies this...
View ArticleFluffers Union to Sue Maker of Viagra Over Lost Jobs
Chatsworth District, Los Angeles, CA – The pharmaceutical industry is expected to be caught up in a wave of negative publicity today after the Fluffers Union of America filed a lawsuit against Pfizer,...
View ArticleTeenager Regrets Masturbating to Megan Fox’s Wonder Woman Poster After...
Larely, CA – Fourteen year old Jon Graham expressed a deep regret today for masturbating to the movie poster of “Wonder Woman” featuring Megan Fox after it was determined the picture was a fake, and...
View ArticleIkea to Make $79 Casting Couch
Almhult, Sweden – In an agressive effort to earn a large share of the casting couch market, furniture giant Ikea announced today that it would begin selling a $79 casting couch on January 1, 2009. The...
View ArticleFootball Movie to Feature Hits that Aren’t All Back Breaking
Hollywood, CA – In a risky move that, if successful, could revolutionize the football movie genre, movie director Michael Bay’s new football movie will actually feature tackles that aren’t all back...
View ArticleLarely Association of Women Professionals Names Tara Reid its “2008 Woman of...
Larely, CA – The Larely Association of Women Professionals honored actress Tara Reid as its “2008 Woman of the Year” today at its annual banquet held at Larely’s Red Roof Inn. The award is presented...
View ArticleMadame Tussaud’s Leather Museum to Open with Clint Eastwood as Inaugural...
London, England – Looking to branch out from its wax sculpture roots, Madame Tussauds Museum announced today that they will soon be opening a new Leather Museum and that a figure of actor Clint...
View ArticleU.S. Navy to Erect Memorial Statue for Nick “Goose” Bradshaw
MCAS Miramar, San Diego, CA – The U.S. Navy announced today that they will be creating a memorial statue for Lt. Nick “Goose” Bradshaw, a Radar Intercept Officer [RIO] who was killed during a TOPGUN...
View ArticlePope Denounces “Angels and Demons” for Being Shitty Movie
Vatican City – Standing in his usual library window overlooking St. Peter’s Square (Piazza San Pietro), Pope Benedict XVI addressed a crowd of over 100,000 people today to denounce the movie “Angels...
View Article58 Dead in Larely After Subway Hijacking Mistaken for “Taking of Pelham 123″...
Larely, CA – The city of Larely is having to answer some serious questions today after 58 people were killed when a bomb was detonated on a subway car just east of Larely Parkway. Apparently, the...
View ArticleKmart Sues Rain Man for Slander Over “Kmart Sucks!” Comment
Hoffman Estates, IL – In what is sure to become a very high profile case, Kmart, a subsidiary of the Sears Holding Corporation, has filed a lawsuit against Raymond “Rain Man” Babbitt. The company...
View ArticleKevin Costner Earns Asterisk After Admitting He Juiced for “Bull Durham”
Beverly Hills, CA – The American Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences was forced to hand down a harsh punishment to one of its Oscar winning directors this week when Kevin Costner* revealed that...
View Article“Avatar” Nominated for Record Nine Independent Spirit Awards
Los Angeles, California – Today proved to be a great day for James Cameron and his latest low-budget creation “Avatar”, as it was nominated for a record nine Independent Spirit Awards, including “Best...
View ArticleU.S. Flags to Fly at Half Staff in Honor of Corey Haim
Washington, D.C. – President Obama issued an executive order today for United States’ flag to be flown at half staff for the next thirty days to both mourn the loss and respect the memory of actor...
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